A Down-to-Earth Economy

#237, November 6, 2008

 

When the market went “bear”, I didn’t much care, I’d seen spring and seen fall – I’m in for the haul. But when the market went “meltdown”, I took a walk downtown to see if my bank had dropped in the tank. The sign still said “WaMu” and the lights were on too, my ATM plastic still worked --- fantastic! Checks in the checkbook and gas in the tank, all seems so rosy… but let me be frank. You’ve all heard the warning ‘bout building on sand, fate’s like the tide, Smith’s invisible hand is invisible ‘cause it’s been grabbing your wallet, Greenspan had lied or he’s foolish and all it takes now for these cards to completely collapse is a roll of the dice… and it’s gone for good -- craps!

 

I can’t stop thinking about this thing we call “the economy”… like, what, actually, *is* a “derivative”, and why do typical “hedge fund” managers make more than all the teachers in my local elementary school, combined? Is it possible that “the economy” is not merely out of balance, that it needs more than a kick start and some regulatory reform?

 

You can learn a lot from studying the response of our leaders to the economic crisis. Lesson one: *the safety net always catches the big guys.* It’s like a law of physics manifest in politics -- unless you are a poster child for copious corporate malfeasance, chances are you won’t go bust, much less get busted. Heck, even after their firm got an $85 billion bailout, the AIG execs took off for a half million dollar week-long luxury spa retreat.

 

Lesson two: *borrow from the future like there’s no tomorrow.* This is crazy! When Petaluma can’t balance the budget, the pain is immediate: layoffs and service cuts. But when Sacramento is imbalanced, it borrows against future lottery revenues – how’s that for leveraged gambling? When Washington runs out of money to pay the corporate plunderers, they print more money and write another IOU to those poor rich socialists in the PRC. Who pays? The children… yes, those the same children that right-wingers fight so hard to protect from learning that gay people get married.

 

Meanwhile, the biggest derivate fraud in the history of humanity is all but ignored.  What fraud is this, you ask? Let me explain. Wikipedia defines derivative as “a financial instrument whose value is derived from value of an underlying asset.” So, even money is a derivative; you can’t eat it, wear it, or live in it. And then there are those stock investments! I remember when our AFC stock options made me and my colleagues paper-rich. “But why sell today at $85; I heard it’ll go to $120.” Instead, the bubble burst, and it dropped to the teens. What is the real, “underlying asset” value of something that can decline in price by 50% or 500% in less than a year?  Is “investor and consumer confidence” real, like the 137 pounds of potatoes I just harvested from my garden? Who put the “con” in economy, anyway? How can we continue to build so much of what we do, of our hopes and dreams, on such an ephemeral foundation?  

 

The fraud is that our economy fails to account for the most fundamental underlying assets: the living systems of our Earth, and the time-tested institutions people developed in community with each other and the land. It’s the value of local self-reliance enabled by honest work. It’s the reliability of the natural systems that sustain life: the rainy season that brings us the water we drink, the topsoil that feeds the food we eat, and the bees and bugs that pollinate that food. It’s caring for and sharing with neighbors, and leaving the Earth better than when you found it. Why is it that booming prison construction and Middle East war costs raise the Gross Domestic Product, but the millions of volunteer hours of community service do not? Shouldn’t health and happiness be key economic indicators?

 

With the election behind us, I’m looking forward to the beginning of a *real* economic recovery. And to eating my potatoes!